Dinner and a Humiliation

I went to see "The Town" on Friday (it was great) at the Century City mall. I got there a little early and was walking around. I went into a bathroom and took a couple of steps and noticed a girl do a double take my way.

She was tall, dark hair, and about as close as a girl who hangs out a mall can look like Penelope Cruz. She comes over to me, "hey! how are you?!" I said I was fine, but I wasn't. If I could behave normally around hot girls, I might actually have a chance with them.

Of course, I quickly put 2 and a hot girl approaching me together, and realize this is a sales pitch. She works at one of those mall stand thingies. I tried to walk away, said "I'm late for a movie".

But she was persistant, and said "it will only take 1 minute" and shoved a mirror in my hand. She says:

"Do you know what keratin is?"

Before I could answer, she was spraying it on my head.

"Look, your hair is getting fuller and richer!"

I quickly handed the mirror back.

"No thanks!"

And went into a full trot away from her. Then I reached into my hair and looked at my hand: it was filled with about a hundred, pube like hairs.

Maybe that's why no one goes to the mall anymore.