Friday Mailbag

Thanks for your questions...

Chris said...

Please explore the possibility that Michelle Money is Bentley's baby mama.

And what, no commentary on the Arnold debacle (or did I miss it)?

Two excellent subjects. First, we do have to assume that Michelle is the girl who ratted out Bentley to Ashley. She is friends with Ashley, and she (supposedly) lives in Utah where Bentley lives. It just makes too much sense.

Baby mama? Well, I love that theory so I'm just going to believe it. They're both single parents, they're both pure evil, it needs to be true.

As for Arnold...

I don't want to take the blame away from him, he is obviously completely at fault and a dirt bag. But come on, Maria, really? I mean, isn't on her a little bit?

On The Real World, there's this girl Nani who loves this guy Adam, despite the fact that every time he goes out he gets black out drunk and starts punching anything that's in front of him. Not only that, the next morning he feels no regrets about it and openly admits he will do it again. And yet, Nani is fine with it. So the next time this happens and Adam cheats on her or punches her (which almost already happened), yes, it's Adam's fault, but Nani isn't exactly an innocent victim. And that's Maria to me.

There was a huge LA Times story about Arnold messing with women, with like 15 women telling their stories. One or two girls you could dismiss, but 15? Come on. Everyone knew. Maybe they didn't know about whole separate families with ugly women, but you had to know he was cheating left and right. So save the pity party. You married him, and it's pretty well documented that he's always been like this.

Anonymous said...

Is Rihanna hot? I can't tell. Sometimes I think yes, then forehead and legs correct me...

Rihanna is not hot. She has a pretty good face, but she's got the crazy forehead, she doesn't know what to do with her hair, and she is a big girl who is only getting bigger. This does not end well for Rihanna. In 10 years she's gonna look like Karl Malone.

Anna Palmer said...

Summer TV watching plans? Must Miss, Maybe, and mmmI'm in?

Easy question. There is one TV show I'm looking forward to more than any other. It's not even close. I'm so excited for it, I've been telling everyone in the office they must watch it so we can discuss it. It is:

The Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Rivals.



It is going to be fantastic. They are pairing up the people who hate each other, hence "Rivals". So huge enemies are going to have to be on the same team working together.

And even better, CT is involved. CT is a fucking psycho. The man should be in a prison somewhere, and probably will be soon. He's the scary gentleman in the hat threatening to murder people in the clip above.

Also, my man crush Kenny is in it. Kenny might be the greatest reality star no one knows about. He's handsome, he's hilarious, he's a badass, just a dreamy man. You will not be disappointed, please trust me on this.

Anonymous said...

More Hollywood comedy of errors and near-misses!

I promise I'm working on future failures! I've got irons in the fire!