Comments You Missed

For whatever reason, random people stumble on old posts on this blog and occasionally make comments. Usually those comments are angry at me about something I've written, and you don't get to enjoy them because the posts are from so long ago.

Well, I'm here to keep you updated. My favorite angry comments come from my favorite subject to blog about: bangs. Apparently, some women (and men) get very offended by my assertion that bangs are awful and they feel the need to tell me about it. And then, because I cannot help myself, I occasionally feel the need to respond.

Here are some comments you missed:

Anonymous said...

Zooey fucking Deschanel. You want to tell me she's not hot? I'm a guy and my girl doesn't have bangs, but I want her to get some. You can't judge so harshly on people. Some girls can handle them. How about you show a picture of your body flab and small penis. See if the girls like it


Anonymous said...

My Boyfriend is begging me to get bangs. Mad props to the guy talkin about your small dick. I'd do Zoey Deschanel in a heart beat, bangs and all. Good luck with finding something to like about yourself...I'm sure that'll fix the whole hard core judgement "i'm so angry I have to blog about women's hair" thing.


Anonymous said...

Mean is just a crutch unfunny people use. Good luck with this comedy thing.


Li said...

oh you'll hate this. i found your bangs rant from another blog that i found when googling "feist bangs." cause i'm a bangless girl considering bangs. but you made such a good case! (and i think i choked, laughing). i only wish i knew where you were from and how old you were so i could figure whether or not age and geographics were a factor in this. bc if you are in, say, colorado. then i won't have to really worry about it, because it could very well be that fashion hasn't caught up to you yet...


I replied...

Well, as my profile clearly states, I'm 35 and live in Santa Monica, CA, aka Los Angeles aka the forefront of bang research and technology. This ain't no Colorado.


Anonymous said...

Hipster/Nerdy/Artsy/Geeky/ Intellectual types- LOVE them. Pricks- HATE them. Hooray for attracting hot interesting men!!!


I replied...

no, they actually don't. they just pretend to because they can't get attractive women.


Alia said...

Funny. The only times I've been complimented on my hair, by random guys, were the times I had bangs. My roommate's guy friend told her that he liked my bangs, and he'd never even spoken to me before, so he had no reason to lie.

...That's what you get for generalizing so much.


I replied...

that's what you get for believing people who are just being polite.