notesforahack

  • Subscribe to our RSS feed.
  • Twitter
  • StumbleUpon
  • Reddit
  • Facebook
  • Digg

Wednesday, 22 December 2010

Hip Hop Smoothed Out On an R&B Tip

Posted on 10:19 by jona
The first concert I ever went to was Huey Lewis and the News. My favorite thing in the world was sports, and Huey had an album called, well, "Sports".

And for some reason, members of the San Francisco 49ers would go on stage with the band during their shows. Since the Niners were/are my favorite team, this seemed pretty awesome. And I have no idea why but it didn't even seem that strange at the time. It's like, "Cool! They're doing 'Heart of Rock N' Roll' and linebacker Ricky Ellison is playing the bongos!"

The second concert I ever went to was headlined by MC Hammer. But I was really there for the middle act, which was a new group called Boyz II Men. I remember getting to the arena in Oakland, and inside it was maybe a third full, and the opener was just finishing up their last song. It was TLC, and no one gave a shit.

The third concert I ever went to was Bell Biv Devoe. The opener was Johnny Gill, and the second act was Keith Sweat.

At the close of the show, BBD brought out a basketball hoop. Music and sports! But Ricky Ellison was nowhere to be found. Anyway, after the song "Poison" was all but wrapped up, Bell, or was it Devoe? threw up what amounted to a half court shot and hit nothing but net. I thought it was just about the most amazing thing I'd ever seen.

A year later I saw them again in San Diego. Again, the basketball hoop came out. But this time, about 10 bricks followed. See? It really had been amazing!

Well last night, exactly 20 years later, I went to see BBD at the House of Blues. My life has come full circle.

The crowd was great. Before BBD went onstage, the DJ warmed us up with some EPMD, Bobby Brown, Mary J. Blige, Naughty By Nature, and even some Another Bad Creation. Every time a new song came on, there was an audible "awwww shit". As in, "aw shit, that's my jam". These were my people.

Finally, BBD came on. They opened with the song "Dope", just as they did in 1990. There was a tiny black woman next to me (most of the black women there could not be described as "tiny"), and at one point, during "Do Me", we were doing the "Do Me" dance from the video in unison. To the left, then to the right, then to the left again. It had to be what Martin Luther King Jr. had in mind.

But then an annoying Asian lady next to me couldn't do it and crashed into me - she went left as we were going right - causing me to ruin my flow with the tiny Black Lady, and I imagined her disappointment as she chalked me up to just another white dude.

The great thing about the House of Blues is that there are no seats. It is standing room only, and you can get as close to the stage as you can push yourself to. I also learned that this can be a bad thing.

Because 20 years ago, my seats were way far away on the 2nd deck. But last night, I was right up in Ricky Bell's grill. And it made me very self conscious. Why?

Well, because I am literally 10 feet away from them. So as Michael Bivins is singing "the time was 6:00 on the Swatch watch...", I am singing "the time was 6:00 on the Swatch watch..." and the dude is looking RIGHT AT ME!


We're making eye contact over this gay song. And I start thinking about what he must be thinking about. Namely, look at this 34 year old dork singing about Swatch watches! It was a strange and slightly humiliating experience, for the both of us.

But it was a great show. In fact, it was nearly identical to the show they did way back when. I think the song order was even the same. Of course, one thing was different - they no longer have the budget for the basketball hoop routine.
Email ThisBlogThis!Share to XShare to FacebookShare to Pinterest
Posted in | No comments
Newer Post Older Post Home

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

Popular Posts

  • I Have Been Successfully Rebutted
    Yesterday I wrote a little bit about Newt and his 3 marriages. Today, Fox News has made me look like an idiot. Dr. Keith Ablow has written a...
  • Ali the Bachelorette: The Guys Tell Us Not That Much
    I don't recap this. And for good reason. To wit: No Justin. Okay, that sucks, but... No crazy hair Craig. Ooh, that's not too good e...
  • The Hunger Games vs 11/22/63
    Yes, I'm still thinking about The Hunger Games. Some of you commented that the movie plot is identical to the book, so I shouldn't b...
  • Gosling Update
    I watched "Crazy, Stupid, Love" last night and thought it was great. Whenever you see a movie like that it makes you wonder why al...
  • A Dental Long Con
    7 years ago, I went to a dentist in Redondo Beach. Redondo Beach may sound like a nice place, but it was actually in the hood. I don't k...
  • Isn't She Pretty?
    That is the view from above my dining room, with my beautiful basketball hoop overlooking the note cards that represent my screenplay. I can...
  • The Kindle Fire
    I'm a Kindle man. Always have been. This is something that I am occasionally mocked for. I guess it's cooler to have an Ipad. But th...
  • Another Lawyer Show Sells
    "Based on the book   Motor City Shakedown   by Jonathan Wakins, the legal drama centers on ambitious rookie defense lawyer Issabella Br...
  • Handleman's Book Club
    I just finished reading Bill Carter's new book "The War for Late Night: When Leno Went Early and Television Went Crazy". I don...
  • I Can't Get Over This Chelsea Handler Thing
    I don't get it. I just don't get it. Chelsea Handler. She's famous. And she's hosting the MTV VMA's. Okay, I kinda get t...

Categories

  • 1 hour drama (1)
  • 20/40 Actor Theory (1)
  • 2004 (1)
  • 2012 (1)
  • 2013 (1)
  • 47% (1)
  • 49ers (1)
  • 50 cent (1)
  • 50 Shades (1)
  • 90210 (3)
  • aaron sorkin (2)
  • abc (1)
  • abc family (1)
  • achilles (1)
  • acting genius (1)
  • adult (1)
  • after the final rose (1)
  • aids (1)
  • al queda (1)
  • alex smith (1)
  • alex smith sucks (1)
  • all for one (1)
  • allie reisman (1)
  • amanda bynes (1)
  • amazing race (1)
  • ames (1)
  • amy schumer (1)
  • ann curry (1)
  • anthrax (1)
  • arbitration (1)
  • argo (1)
  • ashLee (1)
  • ashlee's boobs (2)
  • assassination (1)
  • auteur theory (1)
  • awkward (1)
  • bachelor (15)
  • bachelor pad (7)
  • bachelorette (12)
  • bangs (2)
  • bar (1)
  • bartlett (1)
  • bash (1)
  • bbd (1)
  • ben affleck (1)
  • ben covington (1)
  • bet awards (1)
  • bikram (1)
  • bill clinton (1)
  • bitter (2)
  • biv ten records (1)
  • black chicks (1)
  • black knight (1)
  • black list (1)
  • blakely (4)
  • blockbuster (1)
  • boardwalk empire (2)
  • boobs (5)
  • boring (13)
  • boston marathon (1)
  • bowls (1)
  • boxing (2)
  • boyz ii men (1)
  • brad (1)
  • brandi glanville (1)
  • brandon walsh (1)
  • breaking bad (1)
  • bret easton ellis (1)
  • britney (1)
  • bumsky (1)
  • bush (1)
  • cable (1)
  • cable news (1)
  • campaign ad (1)
  • cancelled (1)
  • carrot juice (1)
  • catherine (1)
  • chad (1)
  • chasing life (1)
  • cheater (1)
  • cheers (1)
  • chevy chase (1)
  • chris harrison (9)
  • chris parnell (1)
  • cipro (1)
  • classic wolf (6)
  • clint eastwood (1)
  • cnn (1)
  • coincidence (1)
  • comedy (1)
  • comedy crutch (1)
  • Community (1)
  • conservatives (4)
  • conspiracy (2)
  • critics suck (1)
  • daggett (2)
  • dalia (1)
  • Dan Harmon (1)
  • david fincher (1)
  • de-engaged (1)
  • debate (1)
  • democrats (1)
  • desiree (1)
  • deus ex machina (1)
  • development (1)
  • dick butkus (1)
  • dicks (1)
  • disbarred (1)
  • Django (1)
  • doug richardson (1)
  • dumb (2)
  • dunk hoops (1)
  • dylan mckay (1)
  • e40 (1)
  • earthquake (1)
  • east chatswin (1)
  • east coast family (1)
  • eddie cibrian (1)
  • eddie murphy (1)
  • election (4)
  • emily (1)
  • emily maynard (9)
  • empty chair (1)
  • encyclopedia (1)
  • entertainment weekly (2)
  • episodes (1)
  • espn (1)
  • estevez (1)
  • euro rusty (1)
  • evolution (1)
  • facebook (1)
  • fake boobs (7)
  • fall tv (2)
  • fantasy suites (1)
  • farts (1)
  • features (2)
  • felicity (2)
  • felicity porter (1)
  • fifa 13 (1)
  • final rose (2)
  • finale (3)
  • first draft (1)
  • first paragraph (1)
  • flatulence (1)
  • flipper (1)
  • food (1)
  • franklin (1)
  • fx (1)
  • gabby douglas (1)
  • gandalf (1)
  • garry marshall (1)
  • genius idea (1)
  • giant eagles (1)
  • girls (2)
  • glue sniffing (1)
  • go on (1)
  • good will hunting (1)
  • goodfellas (1)
  • Grantland (1)
  • greenleaf (2)
  • griswolds (1)
  • grouper (1)
  • guarantee fairy (1)
  • gun control (1)
  • gymnastics (2)
  • hacks (1)
  • halle berry (1)
  • happy days (1)
  • harlem shake (1)
  • HBO (4)
  • heights (1)
  • henry hill (1)
  • hgh (1)
  • hicks (1)
  • hip hop (1)
  • homeland (2)
  • hostages (1)
  • hot mix (1)
  • hot yoga (1)
  • house of cards (1)
  • hulu (1)
  • hurricane nia (1)
  • hypothesis (1)
  • idiots (2)
  • in the mix (2)
  • ingesting (1)
  • inside amy schumer (1)
  • internet (2)
  • interviews (1)
  • ip (1)
  • iran (1)
  • iron man (1)
  • irwin's book club (1)
  • itunes (1)
  • james bond (1)
  • james deen (1)
  • javier bardem (1)
  • jef (2)
  • jerk (1)
  • jerk store (1)
  • jesse heiman (1)
  • jesse pinkman (1)
  • jfk (1)
  • joaquin phoenix (2)
  • jokes (1)
  • journalism (1)
  • judge reinhold (1)
  • judges (1)
  • kacie b (1)
  • kaley cuoco (1)
  • kap (1)
  • katherine webb (1)
  • keanu (1)
  • kelly kapowski (1)
  • kelly taylor (1)
  • kelly taylor theory (1)
  • kendrick lamar (1)
  • kerry (1)
  • kid aids (1)
  • kill this premise (2)
  • kirk fox (1)
  • kobe (1)
  • kobe bryant (1)
  • kurupt (1)
  • lance armstrong (1)
  • lattes (1)
  • laverne and shirley (1)
  • lawyer shows (2)
  • lawyers (1)
  • leafy greens (2)
  • leann rimes (1)
  • lebron james (1)
  • lena dunham (2)
  • Leonardo DiCaprio (1)
  • liberals (3)
  • lindsay (1)
  • lindsay lohan (2)
  • lipless (5)
  • lochte (2)
  • lonely (1)
  • lord of the rings (1)
  • loser (1)
  • magazine (1)
  • magazines (1)
  • magic mike (1)
  • mahmoud finke (1)
  • manny pacquiao (1)
  • manute bol (1)
  • matt lauer (1)
  • maxim (1)
  • maynard (1)
  • mckayla maroney (1)
  • medals (1)
  • meet the parents (1)
  • meth (1)
  • mexicans (1)
  • michael jordan (1)
  • michael peterson (1)
  • midget (1)
  • milgard tuscany (1)
  • mindy kaling (1)
  • mircea monroe (1)
  • miss alabama (1)
  • mitt romney (2)
  • mock outrage (1)
  • modern family (1)
  • mtv (1)
  • multi-camera (1)
  • music (1)
  • naked (1)
  • nate (1)
  • nate silver (2)
  • natural boobs (1)
  • netflix (1)
  • new shows (2)
  • new york post (1)
  • notes (1)
  • nub (1)
  • obama (5)
  • ohio (1)
  • old (2)
  • old navy (2)
  • olympics (3)
  • oompa loompas (1)
  • oral history (3)
  • oswald (1)
  • overboard (1)
  • owl theory (1)
  • palin (1)
  • parallel lives (1)
  • paris (1)
  • partners (1)
  • password (1)
  • paul schrader (1)
  • paul thomas anderson (1)
  • peeples (1)
  • peggy noonan (1)
  • perfect 10 (1)
  • period comedy (1)
  • peter jackson (1)
  • phelps (2)
  • philip seymour hoffman (1)
  • pilots (1)
  • pnemonia (1)
  • politics (2)
  • polls (1)
  • portal (1)
  • premiere (1)
  • preview (1)
  • price is right (1)
  • primary colors (1)
  • prison break (1)
  • production meeting (1)
  • pussy (1)
  • quik (1)
  • r. kelly (1)
  • racist (1)
  • rap (1)
  • ratings (1)
  • reality show (1)
  • recap (3)
  • rehab (1)
  • republicans (1)
  • residuals (1)
  • retards (1)
  • returning shows (2)
  • revenge (1)
  • rewriting (1)
  • richard harrow (1)
  • rick (1)
  • right? (1)
  • RIP Selma (1)
  • robert downey jr. (1)
  • roberto (1)
  • romney (4)
  • salad (1)
  • salads (1)
  • santos (1)
  • satellite (1)
  • saved by the bell (1)
  • schlegel (1)
  • scores (1)
  • scoring (2)
  • screenplays (2)
  • screenwriting (1)
  • scripts (1)
  • sean (13)
  • selma (6)
  • Shane Black (1)
  • shirtless and hairless (1)
  • silver linings playbook (1)
  • single camera (1)
  • single handleman (2)
  • sitcoms (3)
  • skyfall (1)
  • snoop (1)
  • sportscenter (1)
  • steroids (2)
  • steve sanders (1)
  • straight to dvd (1)
  • Studio 60 (2)
  • stuff white people say (1)
  • stupid (1)
  • suburgatory (4)
  • suicide (1)
  • summer movies (1)
  • super bowl (1)
  • super bowl commercial (1)
  • swimming (2)
  • talk show (1)
  • tax plan (1)
  • taxi (1)
  • team breezy (1)
  • tennis match (1)
  • terence winter (1)
  • testicles (1)
  • thailand (1)
  • the americans (2)
  • the bachelor (13)
  • the bachelorette (1)
  • the canyons (1)
  • the chevy chase show (1)
  • the dream (1)
  • the future (1)
  • the hangover (1)
  • the hobbit (1)
  • the master (2)
  • the newsroom (1)
  • the real world (2)
  • the shadows (1)
  • the staircase (3)
  • the today show (1)
  • the worst (1)
  • Tierra (2)
  • tiffani amber thiessen (1)
  • tim bradley (1)
  • time travel (1)
  • tommy mottola (1)
  • tommyboy (1)
  • tosh (1)
  • travolta (1)
  • true story (1)
  • tuxedos (1)
  • tv (2)
  • tv on the radio (1)
  • twitter (2)
  • tyler perry (1)
  • underrated movies (1)
  • up all night (1)
  • usher (1)
  • vacation (2)
  • valerie malone (1)
  • vh1 (1)
  • video games (1)
  • Vulture (1)
  • walk and talk (1)
  • walkman (1)
  • warning system (1)
  • west side (1)
  • west wing (1)
  • wga (1)
  • where is rusty? (1)
  • windows (1)
  • women tell all (1)
  • writing (1)
  • year one (1)
  • yelp (1)
  • your highness (1)

Blog Archive

  • ►  2013 (68)
    • ►  May (5)
    • ►  April (16)
    • ►  March (12)
    • ►  February (16)
    • ►  January (19)
  • ►  2012 (176)
    • ►  December (11)
    • ►  November (11)
    • ►  October (13)
    • ►  September (16)
    • ►  August (13)
    • ►  July (17)
    • ►  June (15)
    • ►  May (23)
    • ►  April (12)
    • ►  March (17)
    • ►  February (15)
    • ►  January (13)
  • ►  2011 (184)
    • ►  December (10)
    • ►  November (15)
    • ►  October (15)
    • ►  September (18)
    • ►  August (18)
    • ►  July (14)
    • ►  June (19)
    • ►  May (16)
    • ►  April (11)
    • ►  March (16)
    • ►  February (15)
    • ►  January (17)
  • ▼  2010 (72)
    • ▼  December (12)
      • Hip Hop Smoothed Out On an R&B Tip
      • Possibly My Last Post of 2010 Tomorrow!
      • This Lady Works in Every Administration
      • Big Government vs. Free Enterprise
      • More Anger
      • My 1st Annual Black List Award
      • Just Finished the Book "Unbroken"
      • Confused About Facebook
      • Bangs
      • Explain to Me Why Glee Isn't the Worst
      • This Makes Me Laugh A Lot
      • Mailbag!
    • ►  November (14)
    • ►  October (11)
    • ►  September (20)
    • ►  August (11)
    • ►  July (4)
Powered by Blogger.

About Me

jona
View my complete profile