We are coming up on a month of the great diet experiment of 2011. Things haven't changed much since I last reported. I'm pretty sure there's only one thing to blame for this:
Pooping.
I can't poop! What happened? This has been a struggle since I made the change and I can't figure it out. I'm eating a high fiber breakfast, drinking more water than I've ever drank in my life, exercising regularly, eating tons of fruits and vegetables, I'm leguming it up, people!
I can't figure it out. I'm seemingly doing everything you need to do in order to poop constantly, and yet...nothing.
The only great poop day I've had is when I had a big meeting and I woke up and absolutely shit my brains out. It was a rare double header - one at home, one at the studio. That's how much was backed up, and it took being a pussy about talking to people to make it run for the exits.
It's possible that my body got so used to not having fiber or water that it's chemistry has changed. Isn't that what happens to heroin addicts? Pepsi and white bread were my smack and I can't go back.
It's a working theory.
I'm giving this 2 more weeks.
Wednesday, 2 November 2011
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