Hurricane Nia

Sorry, I got sucked down the Boston Marathon internet rabbit hole this week and couldn't think about anything else.

But this is just a reminder to start watching The Real World immediately. A boring ass roommate left the show, so they got a new one. And her name is Nia. She is a tall, black girl, and she is clinically insane. How do I know this? Because she calls herself Hurricane Nia, says her two favorite things to eat are "cock and food", and, did you just see the last thing I wrote?

The Real World has flirted with this strategy before - of 7 strangers, picked to live in a house, and then adding an 8th stranger, who is legitimately mentally deranged.

They did it in the Real World: Las Vegas II with this guy named Adam. The problem was he was so crazy that he lasted about 3 episodes before he had to be forcibly removed from the house. He was literally committing criminal acts and the women in the house felt "threatened".

So they went away from it for awhile, but now have gone back to it here with a twist. A lady. I guess thinking maybe a woman can last longer, because other women are less inclined to say they feel threatened by a fellow vagina. That's the theory, anyway.

Hurricane Nia has arrived. Dicks will be sucked (her words, not mine). Punches will fly. Should be good.