Vote Tomorrow

It's time to vote again. Hardly anyone votes during Presidential elections, so I can't imagine how many do for mid-terms. But I'm one of them.

Here's what I'm voting for this election:

Weed
Abortions

That's right, marijuana and abortions, that's my entire agenda. Here in California, we have an amendment to legalize pot. It's weird, because it was really popular like a year ago, and now all of the sudden it's looking like it's going to lose. Not sure why.

Oddly, I've never smoked weed in my life. In fact, I've never smoked anything in my life. But I think other people should be allowed to. Then again, I think other people should be allowed to do whatever drugs they want. Then I'll just be the one sober guy getting shit done.

Also, abortions. A friend of mine (and I believe a reader of this blog), is a big supporter of the Republican running for Senate against Barbara Boxer. I asked her if this candidate is pro-choice.

The answer: no.

Well I can't vote for that. I'm for abortions. Anyone who is pro-life has obviously never had their life almost ruined by a baby. Pro-life is anti-reality. And I'm sure this is a hacky thing to say, but isn't it just a little insane to be pro-life and pro-death penalty? Maybe if they just thought of all kids as potential pre-meditated murderers we'd all be cool.

Her argument was that abortion wasn't going to be changed so it shouldn't matter. I'm not so sure. Have you ever heard Sarah Palin talk? Or Michelle Bauchmann? I'm pretty positive these people would make anal illegal if given the majority.

These conservatives who want government out of our lives sure do like to be involved in our lives when it involves cool stuff like drugs and lesbians and abortions.

But Republicans are gonna have a big night. This always happens. Remember in 2008 when the Republican party was pronounced dead? Well, tomorrow we get to hear how the Democrats are finished. It all goes in cycles. We don't like whoever is in there, because all of these people suck. But you always have to remember, Sarah Palin sucks the most. Just awful. I'm super excited for her Presidential run though, that's gonna be awesome.

Anyway, I think voting is a good thing, no matter which side of the fence you're on. It doesn't matter if you're a Democrat or an Independent or a Retard, make your voice heard!