Titles of Blog Entries That I Never Wrote

Don't you just love hearing about my "process"?

No? Too bad. Here we go: I start writing a lot of entries that I end up never posting. Why? Cause they suck. I usually forget about them immediately and move on, but they're still on my little blogger home page as "drafts".

Anyway, I started looking through them today and in a huge upset, they are still awful. But I thought the titles were kinda funny on their own for some reason, and also indicative of what was going on when I wrote the abandoned post.

So without further ado, here are the titles of posts I never finished because they were terrible:

"Actual Whores" (this was about porn star's tweets. I said tweets, get your mind out of the gutter)

"Elin Woods Is Not Getting $750 Million Dollars"

"Back to the Future Is Still Insane"

"Robin Hood is What is Wrong With Hollywood"

"If Lauryn Hill Was White..."

"Sometimes I Hate White People" (obviously, I don't like it when I dabble with the race issue)

"Kevin Smith is Sure Proud of Being Fat"

"Do You Know What Alex Trebek Loves More Than Anything?" (true daily doubles)

"Why Do I Try to Think of Good Ideas" (a Ryan Reynolds movie had angered me)

"Was John Hughes More Important Than Michael Jackson?"

"Ha, Ha, Dummy" (as you can tell from the title, this was about Sarah Palin)

"Entourage is Tripping Me Out"

"Hey Swimming, Nice to See You Again" (it makes me mad that swimming is huge during the Olympics and they don't do anything to capitalize on it. And by they, I mean the people in charge of swimming)

"I'm Confused by Ahmadinejad" (this was about how I don't understand people who hate Jews, yet claim the Holocaust didn't happen. Wouldn't they be super proud of it?)

"My Friend Won the Amazing Race" (well, he did)

"White People Should Concede Singing to Black People" (damn, race!)

"10 Things In My Life I'd Like to Do Over Again" (I really want to make this post happen, but it doesn't work yet)

"Arabs Hate Us For Our Families" (see!)

"I'm Really Enjoying Swingtown"

"Miley Cyrus Topless"

"More Bangs Hate"

"Women Be Fartin'"

"Asian Names Are Also Funny"

"Let's All Just Enjoy Some Dogburgers"

"Who Else Can't Wait for the Danity Kane Album?"


And there you go. By the way, that Danity Kane album totally lived up to the hype.

Now, I've never done this before, but as I was looking these up I had an idea: in the comments section, please place a vote for one of these titles, and I will write the post of whichever gets the most votes.

And if there are no votes, well then I get a nice little vacation from you people. It's up to you! It's in your hands! It's like American Idol, except people actually care about that.