The Post Grammy Show Was a Little Disturbing

I watched the Grammys. I'm so glad Esperanza Spaulding got recognized, you couldn't not hear one of her gigantic hit songs this year. I predicted on twitter that with any luck, she may go on to become the next India.Arie.

The local news kept teasing that after the show there was "explosive new information about the murder of Notorious B.I.G.". So I kept it on CBS after the Grammys, and then this happened...



I was in bed, and I let out a very loud "HOLY SHIT!".

I thought I had lost my mind, or maybe there was something wrong with the TV. Luckily, there's such a thing as a rewind button now. I watched it a good 15 more times. Very disturbing.

Well, we also have the internet now, and it was everywhere today. She did not have a stroke, she's fine. I'm not sure what happened, maybe Satan grabbed a hold of her at exactly the wrong time and made her speak in tongues.

But now that we know she's not dead, hilarious.

As for the Grammy Awards, here are the actual best albums of the year:

1. R. Kelly "Love Letter"

I'm not kidding. Listen to it. It's amazing.

2. B.O.B "The Adventures of Bobby Ray"

3. Big Boi "Sir Lucious Left Foot"

4. Drake "Thank Me Later"

5. The Dream "Love King"