Quick Bachelor Pad Update

It's been a brutal week. And not just for me (hope to have updates soon).

People magazine has come out with some big Bachelor Pad bombshells. It appears they have been timed to hype up the finale on Monday. And it's working.

First, they are reporting that Blake and Holly are engaged. That's right, America's sweethearts are finally together forever. Aren't you so happy for them?

Hey, I told you I saw love there. Some of you didn't believe it, you thought Blake was playing "the game". But that dude was glowing when he was around her, no idea why, but he was. And allegedly, it's for real.

The other piece of news is a whole lot worse. It concerns Ella. Our dear, adorable, mom murdered right in front of her, Ella.

Since the show ended, she has met with the true villain of Bachelor Pad. The person who is the most evil on the entire show. I'm not talking about Kasey, I'm not even talking about Vienna, I'm talking about Erica's plastic surgeon father.

Fuck that guy!

Unfortunately, Erica is just coming on these shows to whip up business for her Edward Scissorhands father. And Ella is his latest victim.

She has had 5 surgeries since the show, including her boobs and face. Why? What about just taking care of your kid? Or tracking down the man who shot your mother? Find the real killers, don't find a new face!

So sad. Anyway, we will all see the results of Dr. Giggles' handiwork on Monday. Let's just hope he didn't give her the Erica lip job.