The Real L Word has started its second season on Showtime. And I don't know what it is, but I love watching the lives of real L words in Los Angeles. Oh, I know what it is that I love: the graphic lesbian sex.
Seriously, this show is basically porn. That's actually the brilliance of it. It's like someone said, "what if we took all the good stuff from The Real World and Real Housewives, and added random girl on girl action?" It's an unstoppable formula.
But really, that's not completely it. It seems like I can enjoy any reality show that has some sense of reality to it. What I cannot stand is any show that is blatantly fake. I don't get why people enjoy the completely scripted antics of The Kardashians or the Girls Next Door, or I guess, any "reality" show on E!
I need it to feel real, and "The Real L World" is making it happen. I'm invested in their lives. Somehow, I have come to believe that the Dinah Shore Classic is the most romantic place on Earth.
They've only brought one girl back from last season, and it's the always entertaining girl-whore Whitney. She's got tattoos and dreadlocks, and apparently the softball set can't get enough of her. She's banging chicks left and right. Seemingly every scene with her involves her picking up someone new from the airport. She's like Biggie Smalls "isn't this great? Your flight leaves at 8, her flight lands at 9, my game just rewinds". Very impressive.
As always, I have a lot of lesbian questions while I watch. The biggest one from the first episode of the new season involves the black couple. There is a very, very butch black girl who could easily be mistaken for a man who meets a girl on match.com.
She meets the girl out with some friends and it turns out the girl is extremely good looking. She's hot. Now, if the butch one were a guy and this was a heterosexual situation, I'd say "well, you took a shot, but she's completely out of your league". But with lesbians, you're never out of the game.
And sure enough, the two hit it off and it looks like we will be seeing them naked in future episodes - which is both awesome and horrifying. It's like eating a cake that's 69-ing some pig's feet.
So my question is: if you're a lesbian, how do you know if the girl you're hitting on cares about looks? Cause it's pretty clear that the butch girl wants someone pretty, while the pretty girl wants someone manly. I guess that's something you just have to feel out. But it's cool how you're never completely out of it, 2's can get 9's in this world. That's the kind of society I'm in favor of.
Anyway, The Real L World. Check your local listings.
Wednesday, 15 June 2011
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