Ben F. Is the Next Bachelor

That's what I'm hearing.



How terrible is this? Just the fact that we still have to call him "Ben F." is a pretty bad sign. He wasn't even a standout of the Bens!



This dude is boring. I mean, really, really boring. He brought nothing to the table. All he did was not be weird or gay. That's not an achievement.



What happened to getting guys with some personality? At least Ryan would bring some craziness. What would he be like with 25 girls? He's so desperate he'd fall in love with all of them and wouldn't want to eliminate anyone. It's still not good, but it's something.



Or Bentley...25 women who all hate his guts but secretly love him because women love assholes. That would be kinda cool, at least something to write about every week.



This Ben guy showed no ability to do or say anything funny or interesting. He was a nothing. And to prove it, he couldn't he even get Ashley.



I'm seriously questioning whether I continue on with this show this season. And I don't write that to try and get you to comment "stick with it!" or anything like that. It's just, this is awful. I don't know if I want to devote 2 hours to this every week.



Ben F. commits the worst sin of all in reality television: he offers nothing to make fun of. He's bad TV.



I'm going to have to seriously think about this.